Thursday, October 20, 2005

Why Gay Is Good

Because no straight man would ever have this party:

SKANKSGIVING!

Come and look as skanky as you can. Get the skankiness out of you before many of you head home for a wholesome family Thanksgiving. As usual, we will have some snacks like cheese doodles and basic booze options, but bring your favorite beverage to share. Can't wait to see all you nasty hos!!!

Dictionary.com desribes a skank as "One who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous."Think: Taradise, Xtina, B Spears and K-Fed, Lil Kim, Janice Dickerson.

Skanksgiving, along with gay-hosted theme parties in general - A

6 comments:

bethro said...

nice

casey said...

oh, the gays and their wit!

Dustin J. Harder said...

Those gays are a laugh a minute!

equippedtofascinate said...

Are you writing this post because you're throwing a Skanksgiving party and just wanted to feel out the reactions before sending the invites. I'll be there.

paultoes said...

oh. my. god. i graduated with a degree in skankology. i got a p.h.d. in t.s.s...
let me know if you need anything. i'll be there with the tackiest, disease-infested bells on.

Chargenda said...

Let me know if you wanna come to Skanksgiving. Should be good times, and in true skanky style, you can always pass out in a corner for the night at the end of the party. Anybody remember that scene from Kids when they all wake up after a party in the morning. That is so hot to me...