Monday, October 31, 2005

Lindsay Lohan "Confessions of a Broken Heart" Video

Here's the trouble with Lindsay's new video: throughout most of it, she is sitting on the floor of a bathroom in an obviously expensive gown. Hello? You do NOT sit on the floor of a bathroom in an evening gown!

There's a lot of other trouble with this video, too. First of all, the dress is hideous - it has the craziest neckline and it's purple and yellow. Ick. Also, there's lots of screaming and crying and pounding of hands on walls. Double ick. Finally, Little Lohan makes an appearance, playing... her older sister! I'll admit, the resemblance is staggering, but please, please, Little Lohan, don't turn out like your sister. Redheads everywhere are begging you. The video is pretty trite, but Lindsay directed it herself. Truth be told, it's not bad for a first attempt by a 19-year-old. The song itself is also mediocre. We all get that Linds and her dad don't have the best relationship, but that seems like the sort of thing they should be working out in therapy, not on MTV.

I'm wrapping up today's post with a little game for us to play. Lindsay appeared in the movie "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen." Her new song is "Confessions of a Broken Heart." What do you think Lindsay's next confession will be?

"Confessions of a Broken Heart" video - C -

8 comments:

PNSexplosion said...

I fear for the people who get showered by glass at the end, I mean, that's a major lawsuit on her hands. I would look too if a made up girl in a dress was freaking out in a store window. Ooh, Marshall Fields should totally hire her for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I have a confession of a broken fart.

Timmy D said...

Lindsay Lohan will next confess that her alter ego is... Janet Reno.

paultoes said...

confessions of an anorexic coke whore.

equippedtofascinate said...

Confessions of using too much peroxide in my hair.

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Natalie said...

Confessions of a labotomy.

Anonymous said...

she's in an expensive gown and screaming her head off is representing being all dressed up and having no place to go...

geez..maybe you should re watch the video a few times. she isn't the best singer or anything close it, but atleast you should have the ability to figure out most things...it's all pretty obvious.