Wednesday, October 26, 2005

'Tis The Season

As fall turns fall-er and winter starts to seem like a real possibility, millions of girls across the country put away their flip-flops and get out their Uggs (or Fuggs, if you can't afford the real ones) - and with this weather-related fashion switch comes the inability to pick up one's feet when one walks. You know you're getting old when shuffling feet really annoy you; in that case, I am really, really old. As one who has tried on the real ones and owns some fake ones, I can say that they're not that heavy. They're not like, say, cement blocks wrapped in sheepskin. They're just boots! Pick up your feet when you walk! PICK UP YOUR FEET! I know I'm not alone out there. This annoys lots of people. They just don't say anything about it. Instead, they silently fume and curse the good folks at Ugg and the celebrities who sparked this trend (as you can tell, I silently fume when I'm in public - I just rant to you, my fine readers).

However, with that said, I am SO in love with these orange Uggs, and all for the low low price of $105 on eBay. Does anyone out there owe me a really great Christmas present? I wear an 8.

Uggs - B (I heard they're out of style); the Ugg Shuffle - D


equippedtofascinate said...

You did update the links on my blog for me, I guess you deserve something. With that said, I think Uggs are the ugliest thing since spandex shorts in the 80's. I'll wait till Kelly makes a new CD and buy that instead.

paultoes said...

i don't know anything about uggs... are they called that because that's the general reaction when people see them? ug.
maybe someday, when VH1 is doing "I Love the 00's," some C-list celebrities and minor comedians can look back and mock their apparent appeal. won't that be nice.

Dustin J. Harder said...

I cant stand it when people dont pick up their feet! Pick up your Fing feet! As for Uggs-I got nothin'.

Ashley said...

I think that UGGS are not only ugly, but completely impractical. They make your feet sweat and smell, and there is nothing aesthetically pleasing about them. As you may have guessed, I'm back online!