Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Poor Britney

I really feel bad for her. First, she drives all crazy with her baby on her lap, and DCFS goes to her house. Then, as if that weren't bad enough, there's a mishap with a high chair, Sean goes crashing to the ground, and now he has a skull fracture... and DCFS makes a SECOND visit to Chez Spears/Federline. So now everyone on the planet thinks that Brit-brit is a bad mama.

It's too bad we can't cut her any slack, because she's a celebrity and her every move is in the media. Therefore, she's our scapegoat. Sorry, Brit.

Britney's run of bad luck - C

10 comments:

Meggie Justine said...

I've checked out the PNS Explosion archives and I guess I could do My Favorite Things...
Just because I'm a writer doesn't make this any easier! What, you want my hook to be "Literary topics we discussed in workshop today" or "here's a poem I love?" NO! I want something witty and cool, like yours!
Argh. It might just be "Moronic Ramblings." Hook.
<3 MC
PS - I'm considering doing a 'Fundraising Party' when I get home for the summer and asking my good friend's company to match whatever I raise for the Three Day. Sound cool? Call me.

Chargenda said...

OMG, Amanda, I thought you were going to be reviewing that book. I keep checking here for your review and nothing!

amandarama said...

Take it easy, Char - I'm trying to craft something witty to say!

casey said...

Oh Brit. She's a mess!

equippedtofascinate said...

Poor Britney. I remember when she was just a trashy talentless singer. Motherhood hasn't been kind to her.

bethro said...

i've got mixed feelings about mrs. federline. As a parent I know stuff happens sometims and kids get hurt and it's totally an accident. That stuff is normal. Her being famous puts her in the spotlight. However, I do not have any patience for not buckling the BABY into the carseat before driving away. That's just plain recklessness and really bothers me.

mama kay said...

I have to agree with bethro .. I do feel for her but think that maybe she needs a parenting 101 class!

Anonymous said...

Poor Helga...it must have been a boring day to have had nothing more than this to review. Some of your readers enjoy your more cerebral efforts.

amandarama said...

Start your own blog, Anonymous!

Anonymous said...

If I did, I would call it Hazel's Witch and my blog picture would be of Sunny, the doll.