Sunday, April 02, 2006

I Hate Hash Bash

...and everything affiliated with Hash Bash. I hate white people with dreads, I hate glass pipes shaped like penises, I hate patchwork skirts and Bob Marley t-shirts, I hate crazy Dr. Seuss hats, I hate Stuchhi's ice cream and Funyuns, and I hate jam bands. They're boring and ridiculous - and they're so late '90s!

Remind me to go on vacation next year during the first weekend of April.

Hash Bash - D-

10 comments:

shannon said...

Now, I remember one time in high school that you knew people in school who were going to Hash Bash, and you were bummed that you were just coming to the MP, so we had to cornrow your hair for you so you had that certain Hash Bash look. Where did the love go?!?

shannon said...

Plus, how can you hate Stucchi's!?!?!

amandarama said...

I'll tell you where the love went - high school graduation! It was cool to be a poser. Was that the same trip where I got the really bad sunburn?

Hash Bash had its heyday in the mid- to late-90s. It was exciting and a little naughty. Now it's just tired. Also, I worked a concert last night and the concertgoers worked my last nerve.

As for Stucchi's, I'm a Ben & Jerry's girl at heart.

Bethro said...

I'm so out of the loop. I have no idea what "hash bash" is. LOL

Chargenda said...

but what abut the has part? I like that!

patrick said...

I concur with your feelings about hippies in general and Hash Bash in particular. However, I find your decision to include a photograph of yourself clearing a bong to be somewhat unfortunate.

Dustin J. Harder said...

wow...hahaha...wow. I will remind myself to bring you a big fat doobie to smoke this time next year, chill.

or maybe some brownies.

Peach said...

I don't know what hash bash is.. but I like funyuns. That's about it.

Peach said...

I don't know what hash bash is.. but I like funyuns. That's about it.

L1 said...

What the hell is the Hash Bash?

Is it a Michigan thing?