naivehelga: North American Security Summit? Riiiiiiiiight

There is NO WAY these guys are actually having a "security summit" in Cancun. This is North American Leader Spring Break. Stephen Harper is doing body shots off of Vicente Fox, and Bush is in the corner with a margarita bigger than his head, yelling "Show us your tits!"

Props to Fox for that super-fly hat.

the security summit IN CANCUN - C

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Friday, March 31, 2006

North American Security Summit? Riiiiiiiiight

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