Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Hilary and Chad Split

That's what she gets for forgetting him at the Oscars. People in the know seem to think that they will make it through this "tough time," but I have my doubts. Rob Lowe's brother and the Next Karate Kid? Not a match made in heaven. Her bubbies sure do look delicious in this picture, though. Is Chad even looking in her eyes?

Hilary and Chad's split - C
Hilary's lovely breasts - A

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lovely breasts? No.

Bodacious tatas? Yes.

<3 MC

Call my dorm. Not my cell. Long story.

equippedtofascinate said...

You stole my blog idea for tonight. I have another in mind though don't worry. Did you know that Chad was on Life Goes On? He was Kelly Martin's boyfriend. Did anyone watch that show besides me?

Chargenda said...

I watched it. Well, it was bound to happen. Actors split when one lives in the others shadow. Where's your Oscar, Chad?

Bethro said...

They split because their names are Hilary and Chad. Everyone knows these two names don't go together. Chad should be with someone named "Amy". Chad and Amy. Sounds good. Chad and Hilary, sounds dumb. It was bound to happen.

equippedtofascinate said...

Chad has an Emmy Charlie, leave him alone.

Natalie said...

Chad also has a disastrous episode of "Law and Order: SVU" floating around out there... I think it was mostly a writing problem, but it's the kind of thing you want to look away from in embarassment. Poor Chad... and Kelly Martin, for that matter. It must be rough to hit your prime at 16 years old.

amanda's brother said...

Your world-weary affect hides shocking naivety, Charlie. Actors don't split because one's career has eclipsed the other. They split because they want to fuck other people. Just like everybody else who splits up.

Chargenda said...

Oh, well, I thought that when you wanted to fuck other people you just cheated...

Ashley said...

Ob la di, ob la da...

I was sad when I heard about these two splitting, I really was. Chad doesnt' have much going for him so he might as well be able to say "at least I'm married to a two time Oscar winner." I'd rather be introduced as "Chad Lowe, husband of Hillary Swank the two-time Oscar winner" than "Chad Lowe, the brother of Rob Lowe who hasn't had a steady job since 1993."

Natalie said...

Oh yeah, apparently they are both very "low maintenance"-- by which I sorta mean "Slobby". Good luck to them both- they'll never find anyone their age who can put up with both red-carpet-couture and frat-boy-casual.

amanda's brother said...

Weren't you listening? He's nah a li'l boy anymore! Gurrrrrrgle.

Dustin J. Harder said...

I didnt even know she ahd those babies!

Anonymous said...

Hello, Rob Lowe hasn't had a steady job since 1993? Somebody missed several Emmy-winning seasons of The West Wing. Of course, then he wanted to be paid more and left, and I don't really see where his career has gone from there, but that was more like 2002-ish than 1993...