Friday, January 27, 2006

Attention YMCA Members

If we are in the locker room and I am naked, don't talk to me. Also, if we are in the locker room and YOU are naked, don't talk to me. I don't know you. Your personal naked time is not the opportunity to strike up a conversation on your theory of how people always choose lockers that are next to occupied lockers. Maybe that was your way of telling me that I shouldn't have been near you while you were naked, but how was I to know, when I couldn't look at your non-verbal communication because YOU WERE NAKED!? If our tooties and tatas are covered, then we can have a casual conversation, but if either one of us is nakie, then please, no talking.

conversations with naked strangers at the Y - C- (I guess if you're into it, it could be fun)

9 comments:

amanda's brother said...

Nice picture.

Netterz said...

HEHE, Yeah I joined a gym and I don't get naked in front of other girls cause I don't like the way I look but some women like to show how they look and it is hard not to peek sometimes, right?

equippedtofascinate said...

I hate it when people talk to you when you pee too.

Natalie said...

I went to the spa, and the naked people were all either super hot and most likely enhanced or super bulbous and rolly. So why is it that all the vaguely average people, like myself, cover everything up?! Of course, I was there with my friends, and I just don't need to be THAT familiar with them.

Chargenda said...

Your blog was extra funny while I was gone. I think this is my fav post of yours, ever!

PNSexplosion said...

I love "tooties". Its the new puntang.

amandarama said...

Charlie love, I thought of you when I said "if you're into it, it could be fun..."

Dustin J. Harder said...

just a c-???

mama kay said...

I love, love, love your humor. And I couldn't agree with you more .. there is only one person I want to talk with naked ..
mamkaraft