Yesterday Nate made a delicious rotini/sausage/sauce concoction, and all it was missing was a little grated cheese on the top. Lucky for us, we have a nice block of Parmesan ready to add to the top of our piping hot pasta.
But as I was grating the cheese...
I grated my thumb.
And it hurts so bad. It's kind of like I gave myself a skin graft, only I just took skin off and didn't put any on. Damn you, Microplane grater! Damn you!
I believe we have a clear case of operator error. The microplane grater is a wonderful thing and relatively easy to use. I have found after some puzzlement, however, that it only works in one direction.
Yes, a Microplaner is a dangerous weapon. One quess on what some family members are getting for Christmas. No, not N or A, they already got one as A has demonstrated.
94. Friendship Cake - C- 93. Leap Day - C- 92. Rain Gods - B+ 91. Dog Man: An Uncommon Life on a Faraway Mountain - A- 90. Holes - A- 89. La's Orchestra Saves the World - B+ 88. The Serpent and the Rainbow - B 87. The Widow's War - B+ 86. The Confessions of Max Tivoli - B 85. The Gates - A 84. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - C- 83. Crowned - B- 82. Now You See Him - C+ 81. The Elegance of the Hedgehog - B 80. Let the Northern Lights Erase Your Name - C+ 79. City of Thieves - A- 78. The Art of Racing in the Rain - A 77. I Am Charlotte Simmons - B+ 76. Notes from the Underwire - B 75. Dead Until Dark - B 74. Beautiful Boy - B- 73. Elements of Style - B+ 72. The Bridesmaid - C 71. Beat the Reaper - A 70. Stiff - A 69. One Thousand White Women - B 68. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - B+ 67. A Ship Made of Paper - B 66. Storm Front - B- 65. Never Let Me Go - A- 64. The 19th Wife - C- 63. Water for Elephants - A- 62. The Lightning Thief - B- 61. Middlesex - A+ 60. Mount Misery - D+ 59. The Graveyard Book - A 58. Run - A 57. Fast Food Nation - B+ 56. Everything is Illuminated - A- 55. Devil May Care - C+ 54. Snow Flower and the Secret Fan - B- 53. The Widows' Adventures - A- 52. When You Are Engulfed in Flames - A- 51. The Gift of Fear - A- 50. Gang Leader for a Day - B+ 49. Coffee and Kung Fu - B+ 48. The Lost Continent - C 47. The Time Traveler's Wife - B 46. Eat, Pray, Love - B 45. The Undomestic Goddess - C- 44. Crystal Singer - B+ 43. Love is a Mix Tape - B 42. The Tenth Circle - B- 41. Walking in Circles Before Lying Down - C 40. The Corrections - B 39. Amy and Isabelle - B 38. Sleep Toward Heaven - B 37. Lucky - C 36. An Actual Life - C- 35. World War Z - A+ 34. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - A- 33. The Dirty Girls Social Club - C+ 32. The Reformed Vampire Support Group - B 31. I Am Madame X - A- 30. Lion's Bride - C 29. Telempath - C 28. Absolutely American - A- 27. Blindness - B 26. My Lobotomy - B 25. The Story of Egdar Sawtelle - A- 24. A Cook's Tour - C 23. So You Want to Be a Wizard - C 22. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh - A- 21. Chang and Eng - A- 20. What a Girl Wants - F 19. Suite Francaise - B+ 18. Ender's Game - A- 17. Lucy - B+ 16. Heat - B 15. The Road - A 14. Neither Here Nor There - C- 13. The Ruby in the Smoke - C 12. Saturday - B+ 11. American Wife - A+ 10. Sweet and Low - C+ 9. Lucky You - C+ 8. The Wonder Spot - B 7. The Glass Castle - A 6. Choke - A- 5. The Welsh Girl - B 4. Moral Disorder - A 3. Here at the End of the World We Learn to Dance - A- 2. Empress Orchid - B 1. Pirates! - B+
5 comments:
That's so gross. Don't get me wrong, I feel really bad for you, but skin in with the cheese is just gross.
You know that you can blame Russ Vegas for that, right?
Yep, Microplanes are manufactured in Russellville, Arkansas, home of the Wonderboys and our grandmothers.
I like the new background.
I don't like the mental image of grated thumb.
I believe we have a clear case of operator error. The microplane grater is a wonderful thing and relatively easy to use. I have found after some puzzlement, however, that it only works in one direction.
Nate
Yes, a Microplaner is a dangerous weapon. One quess on what some family members are getting for Christmas. No, not N or A, they already got one as A has demonstrated.
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