Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Face of an Unwashed Teenager


I have the most enormous zit, and it's right on the bridge of my nose where God and everyone can see it. It's terrible. I mean, I don't have a photo shoot coming up or anything, but it's probably the worst, most obvious zit I've had in a long time.
This is what I get for eating buttery popcorn at work. This is what I get for using corn starch as face powder on Halloween. I thought I was too old for these monsters, but I guess I was wrong wrong wrong.

Enormous nose zit - F

UPDATE: It's better, but now it's red. Damn.

6 comments:

sue lin said...

Hie, randomly chanced upon your blog. =)

Hope u don't mind me joking here.

Deepest sympathy with the zit. On the bright side at least u don't have 2 HUGE ZITS strategically located on your forehead, looking like horns. Which i once had. =)

Homey for Christmas said...

You had to bad mouth early Christmas music. Now you have a huge zit. It's no wonder.

equippedtofascinate said...

I don't want to hear about your bad zits. Have you ever seen my face?

Chargenda said...

can i pop it? i love to pop zits...

Dustin J. Harder said...

it happens, you still have monster hot guzungas though!

Patrick said...

there is a new machine out called THE ZENO. it uses extreme heat to zap the shit out of your zits. i want one.