Saturday, April 05, 2008

Dogulating

I want a dog. I want a dog so bad that I can taste it. I want a dog like some girls want babies... which is where the term "dogulating" came from. See, I'm ovulating for a dog. I see pictures of puppies and I get all maternal and baby-talky. Oooh, look at da puppy! Ee's so cute! I wanna hold eem!

This is the kind of dog I want. In fact, this is the kind of dog I'm going to get, in about two months. Consider yourself warned. I'll probably turn into one of those people who carries around pictures of their puppy. I'm definitely going to be one of those people who takes their puppy to work. I am going to be so excited when I buy a baby gate for my office.

dogulating - A-

9 comments:

tattytiara said...

If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that dogs happen when you least expect them. Good luck on your forthcoming adoption!

Frannie Farmer said...

Too, too cute.
A dog before or after the wedding though??

Jenny said...

i can't wait to see the little sprite running around the theater!

Ashley said...

I have a similar problem. At some point I shifted from being a cat person to being a dog person. I am semi-fearful about what that says about me.

I can't wait for you to have a dog. I will be it's "Aunt Ashley." That will be totally fab.

senor fuerte said...

Taking your dog to work? Ick.

Senora Fuerte said...

But if your dog is with you at work, you can play "Guess who's in my lap?" on the phone with friends and family. Always a fun game!!

queenb2u said...

Ohh, a puppy-in-law, how fun.

Shannon said...

Just don't get one of those things that some people think is a "dog for apartments" which really more closely resembles a rat.

Pugs said...

Get a pug!