Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ear Plugs

As far as I can tell, there are two kinds of ear plugs: Here's the one I like. Ear plugs have helped me out a number of times: on planes, at concerts, sleeping next to a snorer. Ear plugs, you are so unfashionable, and I love you so much. Keep up the good work.




Here's the kind I hate. My biggest problem with gauged earrings is the "down the road" factor. Do people that get their earlobes stretched think about life after 40? Forget the tattoos - given enough money and a high pain threshold, those can be removed. But can you do reconstructive surgery on your earlobes to shrink those holes?

Kids these days.

earplugs - A-; plug ears - D-

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, actually, you can have reconstructive surgery done to make your ears more normal again. They may never be back to normal exactly, but you can have them fixed to an extent.