Saturday, August 18, 2007


I went to Bed Bath and Beyond yesterday in search of a wedding present for wedding #48 - and by the way, after looking through 19 pages of registry items and falling flat on two or three fun ideas, I gave up and just bought the coffee grinder - and I have decided that BB&B is full of crap. Literally. Don't get me wrong, they have good stuff, too, but they have a lot of shit that people don't really need, and this point is clearly illustrated by the MANGROOMER. From what I can tell, the MANGROOMER is an electric razor on a long-ass wand, so that a MAN can GROOM his own back. Genius, yes, but necessary? Not really, unless you're allergic to wax. But, for some reason, worthless as it is, I love the MANGROOMER. I think I really just love the name, and I love the manly black-and-red packaging. Beware, hairy men. I might fall victim to the appeal of things no one needs and get all of you MANGROOMERs for Christmas.



Ashley said...


bethro said...

How can that be safe?? Why would anyone want to handle a device with a razor in it, on a part of their body they can't even SEE while they use it? I can see the potential mangroomer recipients out there, "hey honey, can you help me with this thing?"

equippedtofascinate said...

I find this product very sexist. It should be the persongroomer. What, women don't get hard to reach hairs?