Here's the crazy thing about this wedding I was just in: it's the last one for a while. I've been to 51 weddings in the last 12 years, and have been a bridesmaid 6 times. But I'm entering a dry spell. I think that, on the outside, I will only attend four more weddings in the next ten years. And that includes the weddings of two people who don't even have significant others at this time. Which means that, to enter another period of fruitful wedding attendance, I'm either going to need to befriend a bunch of 22-year-olds, or wait until my friend's CHILDREN get married. But that'll be a long wait. The oldest child of people-whose-wedding-I-attended is nine.
wedding dry spell - C-