Underwear on head...check. Lookin' at you, lookin' over here...check. Pyjamas that make my package appear to be ensconced in chicken wire...check. I'm the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
Interesting. You gave Girbaud jeans - A+! and your brother, your Bubba, an A. So whose brother gets an A+? The brother who sat through thousands of Scavenger Hunts, the brother who used Ken and Barbie as models gets an A? Tell us the A+ brother.
Well, DAD, maybe if Pat hadn't torn the heads of my Barbies and swung their headless bodies from my canopy bed whn I was 6, maybe he would have gotten an A. I'm just sayin'.
What is it about Barbies and canopy beds?! My friend and I used to drive Barbie off the sloped canopy in her Barbie Dream Mini Van... Ah, doll homicide! That's childhood.
My brother used to hang his cabbage patch doll who allegedly bore a resemblance to Chuckie and purportedly used to move himself about the bed when no one was there...
I wish I had an older brother to kill my Barbie dolls...damn, my childhood was SO sheltered. Happy Birthday Amanda's brother! You don't know me but I still want to wish you a happy birthday! :) PS - Amanda, call me. <3 MC
94. Friendship Cake - C- 93. Leap Day - C- 92. Rain Gods - B+ 91. Dog Man: An Uncommon Life on a Faraway Mountain - A- 90. Holes - A- 89. La's Orchestra Saves the World - B+ 88. The Serpent and the Rainbow - B 87. The Widow's War - B+ 86. The Confessions of Max Tivoli - B 85. The Gates - A 84. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - C- 83. Crowned - B- 82. Now You See Him - C+ 81. The Elegance of the Hedgehog - B 80. Let the Northern Lights Erase Your Name - C+ 79. City of Thieves - A- 78. The Art of Racing in the Rain - A 77. I Am Charlotte Simmons - B+ 76. Notes from the Underwire - B 75. Dead Until Dark - B 74. Beautiful Boy - B- 73. Elements of Style - B+ 72. The Bridesmaid - C 71. Beat the Reaper - A 70. Stiff - A 69. One Thousand White Women - B 68. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - B+ 67. A Ship Made of Paper - B 66. Storm Front - B- 65. Never Let Me Go - A- 64. The 19th Wife - C- 63. Water for Elephants - A- 62. The Lightning Thief - B- 61. Middlesex - A+ 60. Mount Misery - D+ 59. The Graveyard Book - A 58. Run - A 57. Fast Food Nation - B+ 56. Everything is Illuminated - A- 55. Devil May Care - C+ 54. Snow Flower and the Secret Fan - B- 53. The Widows' Adventures - A- 52. When You Are Engulfed in Flames - A- 51. The Gift of Fear - A- 50. Gang Leader for a Day - B+ 49. Coffee and Kung Fu - B+ 48. The Lost Continent - C 47. The Time Traveler's Wife - B 46. Eat, Pray, Love - B 45. The Undomestic Goddess - C- 44. Crystal Singer - B+ 43. Love is a Mix Tape - B 42. The Tenth Circle - B- 41. Walking in Circles Before Lying Down - C 40. The Corrections - B 39. Amy and Isabelle - B 38. Sleep Toward Heaven - B 37. Lucky - C 36. An Actual Life - C- 35. World War Z - A+ 34. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - A- 33. The Dirty Girls Social Club - C+ 32. The Reformed Vampire Support Group - B 31. I Am Madame X - A- 30. Lion's Bride - C 29. Telempath - C 28. Absolutely American - A- 27. Blindness - B 26. My Lobotomy - B 25. The Story of Egdar Sawtelle - A- 24. A Cook's Tour - C 23. So You Want to Be a Wizard - C 22. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh - A- 21. Chang and Eng - A- 20. What a Girl Wants - F 19. Suite Francaise - B+ 18. Ender's Game - A- 17. Lucy - B+ 16. Heat - B 15. The Road - A 14. Neither Here Nor There - C- 13. The Ruby in the Smoke - C 12. Saturday - B+ 11. American Wife - A+ 10. Sweet and Low - C+ 9. Lucky You - C+ 8. The Wonder Spot - B 7. The Glass Castle - A 6. Choke - A- 5. The Welsh Girl - B 4. Moral Disorder - A 3. Here at the End of the World We Learn to Dance - A- 2. Empress Orchid - B 1. Pirates! - B+
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Underwear on head...check. Lookin' at you, lookin' over here...check. Pyjamas that make my package appear to be ensconced in chicken wire...check. I'm the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
Thanks for the love, 'manda!
Interesting.
You gave Girbaud jeans - A+! and your brother, your Bubba, an A. So whose brother gets an A+? The brother who sat through thousands of Scavenger Hunts, the brother who used Ken and Barbie as models gets an A? Tell us the A+ brother.
Well, DAD, maybe if Pat hadn't torn the heads of my Barbies and swung their headless bodies from my canopy bed whn I was 6, maybe he would have gotten an A. I'm just sayin'.
(ps love you pat!)
What is it about Barbies and canopy beds?! My friend and I used to drive Barbie off the sloped canopy in her Barbie Dream Mini Van... Ah, doll homicide! That's childhood.
My brother used to hang his cabbage patch doll who allegedly bore a resemblance to Chuckie and purportedly used to move himself about the bed when no one was there...
Happy Birthday, Pat!
Yay for Pat! Happy birthday sweetie!
Happy Birthday Pat.
I wish I had an older brother to kill my Barbie dolls...damn, my childhood was SO sheltered. Happy Birthday Amanda's brother! You don't know me but I still want to wish you a happy birthday! :)
PS - Amanda, call me.
<3 MC
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