Monday, February 19, 2007

Masks

And we're back. Thanks for hanging in there. Here's a quick update on the very few things you've missed:

The Departed - B-
the new Blogger - D-
Six Feet Under, season 1 - A
Grey's Anatomy, season 1 - B+
Mr. Boddington greeting cards - A+

So - masks. They are probably the creepiest things on the planet (next to leeches, of course). I had to go to a costume shop today to look for some stuff for work, and all over the top shelf of this store were these super creepy rubber masks of famous people - and it was really weird and I had to get out of there as soon as I could. I saw a Ronald Reagan, a Lady Di and Prince Charles, and some generic Muslim bad guys, and all they were were blank rubber cases with eye holes and one fixed expression. And I bet they smell like condoms on the inside. Why would anyone want to wear a mask? Nasty McNasterson.

masks - D

4 comments:

Peach said...

That sounds just as creepy as a wax museum. I swear wax people move. I hate it.

Masks are creepy too. I totally agree. Especially that stupid Scream mask that is out at Halloween.

Anonymous said...

did i tell you i met prince charles the other week when he was in philadelphia?

Anonymous said...

lol

Senora Fuerte said...

Why have you been smelling the inside of condoms?