I find this disturbing. From his wife, to Sheryl Crow, to Torry Burch (who is a "fashion designer" but who I like to consider the woman who makes tunics and $250 shoes with really ugly gold emblems on them), to Ashley F'ing Olson!?!?!?! Maybe he's REALLY into fashion these days. When I first heard this I felt that it had to be true because it seems SO unlikely.
... is for this rumored pair to be true. Please, Santa, will you bring me an Ashley Olson/Lance Armstrong canoodling in Cannes picture? Puh-LEEEEEZE?
The heart wants what the heart wants. And by "heart," I mean "penis."
ReplyDeleteThis is an odd coupling, indeed!
ReplyDeleteSeriously?!? She's closer to his son's age than his...
ReplyDeleteI find this disturbing. From his wife, to Sheryl Crow, to Torry Burch (who is a "fashion designer" but who I like to consider the woman who makes tunics and $250 shoes with really ugly gold emblems on them), to Ashley F'ing Olson!?!?!?! Maybe he's REALLY into fashion these days. When I first heard this I felt that it had to be true because it seems SO unlikely.
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