Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Hilary and Chad Split

That's what she gets for forgetting him at the Oscars. People in the know seem to think that they will make it through this "tough time," but I have my doubts. Rob Lowe's brother and the Next Karate Kid? Not a match made in heaven. Her bubbies sure do look delicious in this picture, though. Is Chad even looking in her eyes?

Hilary and Chad's split - C
Hilary's lovely breasts - A

Monday, January 09, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

It was really, really good. Probably one of the best movies I've seen this year (by year, I mean awards year, since the last Oscars). First of all, the cinematograpy was outstanding. You really get a sense of the loneliness of these two guys simply based on the landscape. Brokeback Mountain will most certainly win the best cinematography Oscar. Also, the music was wonderful - simple and slightly haunting, and perfectly evocative again of the loneliness Ennis and Jack feel whether they're together or apart.
But you don't want to hear about the cinematography and music, you want to hear about the acting. Well, Heath Ledger was outstanding. He's totally deserving of all the accolades he's been getting. He's so reserved in this role that when he gets worked up, it's heartwrenching. Jake Gyllenhaal is also wonderful. He's got this spunky thing going on, so when he gets beaten down by life, it's wonderfully painful. And Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway are just superb. Everyone's been talking about the moment when Alma, Michelle's character, makes the disocvery about her husband, and in that moment, she took my breath away. She might be my new pick for Best Supporting Actress Oscar.
I hope that when you see this movie, you don't have a bad audience, like I did. I had some really shitty girls behind me, giggling through the sex scenes and laughing at inappropriate times; at the end, one girl actually said, "Was I the only one sitting there twiddling my thumbs wondering when this was going to be over?" Yes, yes you were, you stupid cow.

Brokeback Mountain - A

Sunday, January 08, 2006

St. Matthew's Church Prayer Rug

One of the most fun things about being away from home for an extended period of time is all the mail that awaits you when you return. I got some really funny cards, a couple bills, and a few credit card offers, but the best piece of mail was a paper prayer rug from St. Matthew's Church. Now, this rug and its instructions came addressed to "resident," but Nate loves me so much that he saved it for me. What a guy.
When done right, prayer can be a really good thing. However, this wasn't a helpful, loving hand towards prayer so much as a solicitation from a creepy religious organization that is in no way affiliated with the nice, normal Catholic St. Matthew's churches you see across the country. No, this was a religious junk mail chain letter. It's a 12" x 18" PAPER RUG WITH JESUS' FACE ON IT. I'm supposed to spend some time alone with the "rug," and eventually, Jesus' closed eyes will open (but not if you can't do those optical illusion things); then I'm supposed to pray, sleep with the rug tucked into a certain (although vaguely referenced - is it Phillipians 1 or 2?) Bible chapter, and then send the rug back to St. Matthew's Churches the next day... and then I'll get money! All I have to do is send the rug back with my completed checkboxes, and a little money to "help the ministry." I'm helping that ministry buy fancy shoes and fancy cars, I bet.
If you want more information, you can go to randblair or callalillie - both of these folks got the rug, too.

St. Matthew's Church Prayer Rug - B-, because it's awful, but in a fun way

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Bell's Diner & Bi Bim Bap

After Nate picked me up from the airport today, we went to Bell's Diner for lunch, where I had some seriously awesome Korean food. Bi Bim Bap (or Bop, or Bob) is a crazy dish of hot rice, tofu, and egg, and cold shredded cucumber, carrot, spinach and sprouts. Let me tell you what, it was fantastic. It was incredibly filling and delicious; the hot and cold combined is a taste sensation! Adding the special Korean hot sauce makes it even zingier.
I've eaten at Bell's before. It's a regular little diner that serves eggs and hash browns and burgers and sandwiches, but it's owned by a Korean family, so alongisde the American food they also serve Korean dishes. It's pretty genius, if you ask me.

Bell's Diner and Bi Bim Bap - A-

Friday, January 06, 2006

Sudoku

I know someone else in my blog circle wrote about Sudoku recently, but I just did my first Sudoku puzzle today and it may have changed my life. I thought it would be too hard, because I'm not a numbers-minded person, but this puzzle is AWESOME! My mom commented that it's a little like music, the way it's formulaic, and I guess it's sort of like a twelve-tone row (shout out to all my homies from Parker's music theory class!). Also, it's unlike crosswrods in that you can't really run out of knowledge. You may not know a four-letter word for "hodgepodge," but you can figure out that pattern of not repeating numbers. Sudoku is wonderful. I feel so trendy - I'm part of a craze that's sweeping the nation!

Sudoku - A- (I can't get enough, and that might be bad)

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Ron's Hamburgers and Chili

My dad and I ate lunch at Ron's today, and it was fabulous. The burgers are so greasy, and they put little fried onions on the patty while they cook it and the taste is just superb. The combination of the little amount of shredded lettuce and tons of pickles is stupendous. I would actually consider eating two of these burgers in one sitting, that's how good they are! The only bad thing about Ron's is they don't have onion rings on their menu. I've heard onion rings are expensive, even if you buy them pre-made and frozen, but I was having a hankering for onion rings and Ron's couldn't deliver.
If you're ever in Oklahoma City for any reason, go to Ron's for the best hamburger you will ever eat.

Ron's Hamburgers and Chili - A-

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Harry Potter and the Triple Overtime

I had quite a day today. My dad and I went to see Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire this afternoon - we were delighted to find out that the movie theatre charges only $3.50 a ticket for all show before 6 PM. Can you believe it? Two tickets for seven bucks! I didn't absolutely love the movie. I feel like I've been giving a lot of half-hearted reviews of movies lately, but nothing has really inspired me. HPATGOF was good, very entertaining and had plenty of exciting moments, but it couldn't hold a candle to the book. So much of the book was missing that it was sad. I was really, really hoping for a sweet Quidditch Cup, and it was totally lame. Ralph Fiennes was great, the hot kid who plays Cedric Diggory was... well, hot, and little Emma Watson really carried the movie, but Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are starting to annoy me. They may look like Harry and Ron, but I don't think they can act.

This evening, I watched the Orange Bowl, starring Penn State and Florida State. Normally, I'm not into football - I don't watch every week or keep up with certain players or teams, but during bowl season, which is only about two weeks long, I become a maniac. I'm in a football pool, I obsessively check the scores of "my" teams, and I watch as many games as I possibly can. My team tonight was Penn State, and boy, did they pull this one out of their collective ass. This game was crazy. There were insane touchdowns, a missed extra point, missed field goal attempts, and yes, triple overtime. The poor kicker from Florida State missed his last field goal attempt because the ball bounced off the upright, and so Penn State gained possession and managed to score a field goal after missing their previous TWO field goal attempts. It was wild. They played for almost five hours. With Penn State's win, I have cemented my lead in my football pool - if Texas wins the Rose Bowl, I'm pretty sure that I'll take the whole thing.

Shopping! Manicures! Musical theatre and designer handbags! Had to balance things out for my non-football people out there.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - B-
Orange Bowl - A-

Monday, January 02, 2006

The Longest Yard

Yes, we've been watching quite a few movies here recently! The Longest Yard was another one of those movies that was good, cute, funny, etc., but not brilliant and amazing. It was certainly entertaining - I really like Adam Sandler when he's not playing "Adam Sandler" (i.e. Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore), and he was actually pretty great as the quarterback convict Paul Crewe. There were a couple fun performances from professional wrestlers, athletes, and Nelly, but I didn't really like the drag queen super-gay prisoners, though... Tracy Morgan with lip gloss and a bow in his hair? Please. I guess guys who go to sports movies think really faggy convicts are funny. I'm not up in arms about it or anything, but it was just a little too much. Overall, The Longest Yard was a fun way to pass an afternoon, but I won't be adding it to my DVD collection any time soon.

The Longest Yard - B-

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

Nothing says New Year's Eve like a zebra burro and a bin full of emtpies.

Last night I had a wicked good time at my friends Kris and Peter's house. We drank some booze and ate some amazing chili and other assorted goodies, and talked and made general merriment until well after midnight (I think we made up our own countdown and missed the real one entirely). Some friends from college, Anna and Aaron, were there, as well as some of my Oklahoma New Year's posse, Peter's sisters Lizzie and Sarah. True to form, I was the first person to fall asleep, as always, and missed a little alcohol-enduced drama which ended with a party guest walking down the street to get away from her boyfriend, who she was mad at, and go to a karaoke bar - which was closed because by this time, it was already 2:30 AM. As far as I know, they made up. Also, Kris made a delicious breakfast casserole which was just the thing for everyone feeling the affects of a hard night of drinking. Kris, email me that recipe!

It was so good to see my Arkansas and Oklahoma friends - I love you guys!



New Year's Eve in OKC - A

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Fever Pitch

LOVED it! I think Drew Barrymore is the key to a successful romantic comedy, and I have a huge crush an Jimmy Fallon. This movie had all the tried-and-true elements of good rom-coms: mismatched lovers, goofy friends, a big fight, and a great makeup, but it also had the fun addition of the crazy Red Sox fan. Fever Pitch made me want to be a baseball fan, and I can't stand baseball, so that must mean it was good! Also, knowing some extra stuff about this movie made it even more fun - did you know that they had to rewrite the ending of the movie because the Red Sox actually won? I don't know how it was supposed to end, but the Farrelly brothers had to change it at the last minute after the American League championship series when Boston actually came back from 3-0 to win 4-3. It's kind of magical that they were making this movie about the Red Sox, who hadn't won a World Series in such a long time, and that year, while they were filming, ths Sox made this terrific comeback and won. Mad props to the Sox. See this movie!

Fever Pitch - A-

Friday, December 30, 2005

Must Love Dogs

Must Love Dogs is cute, but not the best romantic comedy I've ever seen. It has a great cast, especially the supporting actors - Stockard Channing, Christopher Plummer, and Ben Shenkman? I love all of them, and I love it when "serious" actors have fun in fluffy little movies. Also, Diane Lane and John Cusack are just adorable... nonetheless, it was just alright to me. I think what put me over the edge was the family sing-along. I don't like it when families break into song for no reason in movies - it was ridiculously wonderful in My Best Friend's Wedding, but in Must Love Dogs, it's just ridiculous. If you're looking for a romantic comedy, there are many out there that are much better than this one, even though it wasn't really that bad.

Must Love Dogs - B-

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Oscar Predictions

Like my friend Charlie, I love the Oscars. I spend lots of time thinking about my predictions, and even more time trying to see all the nominated movies. But, unlike Charlie, I just pick six I think will be nominated - no top five and runners-up. Also, I know so little about the screenplay categories, I'm just going to leave them out this time, but they'll be in my updated predictions that will come out right before the nominations.

I love the Oscars. I love all awards shows, but the Oscars especially. I can't wait!



BEST PICTURE
Walk the Line
Brokeback Mountain
Munich
Good Night and Good Luck
A History of Violence
Crash

BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee - Brokeback Mountain
Steven Spielberg - Munich
George Clooney - Good Night and Good Luck
Paul Haggis - Crash
David Cronenberg - A History of Violence
Fernando Meirelles - The Constant Gardener

BEST ACTOR
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
Joaquin Phoenix - Walk the Line
Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
David Strathairn - Good Night and Good Luck
Terrence Howard - Hustle and Flow
Jeff Daniels - The Squid and the Whale

BEST ACTRESS
Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line
Felicity Huffman - Transamerica
Judi Dench - Mrs. Henderson Presents
Laura Linney - The Squid and the Whale
Charlize Theron - North Country
Keira Knightley - Pride and Prejudice

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Matt Dillon - Crash
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain
George Clooney - Syriana
Bob Hoskins - Mrs. Henderson Presents
Don Cheadle - Crash
William Hurt - A History of Violence

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Michelle Williams - Brokeback Mountain
Catherine Keener - Capote
Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardener
Amy Adams - Junebug
Scarlett Johannson - Match Point
Maria Bello - A History of Violence

Oscars - A
my predictions - B+ (I'm excited, but you probably don't care!)

The Things I Want

I have just discovered The Things I Want, the most awesome wish list website. You set up your account, and add items by linking to the websites where you can buy the items. For example, on my list, you can click on "ER - First Season," and my list will take you to the Amazon page for the ER DVDs. I think it's pretty brilliant. I don't expect to receive any gifts or anything, but it sure is fun making a wish list! I think I'm going to add a car soon. Or a pony!

The Things I Want - B+

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Undressed!

You absolutely must check out Undressed!, the year-end review of celebrity bad fashion. Kat Giantis is a god, and no one is safe from her scathing comments - Mary-Kate and Ashley, Nicole Kidman, Fergie, both Simpson sisters, and even Madonna get lambasted for their sartorial choices (I learned the word "sartorial" from reading Undressed!). Here's what Kat has to say about Mariah:
"We could go for the easy Christo joke here, quipping that this must be where the saffron sheets from "The Gates" go to die, but Mariah Carey deserves -- scratch that -- demands better than that. The divalicious octave-jumper, who was apparently just teasing us with talk of a classy makeover, takes to the streets of New York in this Tang-tinted tragedy, which shows off her terrific figure and terrifically bad taste. The voluminous sleeves are perfect for keeping the little people from getting too close, while the fabric-collating center ring can serve double-duty as the leash holder for all her many minions. How tacky are these togs? They would have Cher, clad in a see-through Bob Mackie gown and 4-foot feathered headdress, shaking her head and sighing, 'Honey, it's a bit gaudy.'"

Oh, Kat Giantis, you are my hero.

Undressed! Year in Review - A+
me finally learning how to put links in the body of my blog - also A+

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Boston Legal

My parents are huge Boston Legal fans, so I watched this show for the first time tonight, and I LOVED it. It's the quintessential dramedy - it's really, really funny, but in a courtroom setting with no laugh-track, and it has an all-star cast and good story lines. I would probably watch this show again, but I am already firmly committed to four TV shows, and this one airs on Tuesdays, when I have my night class. Boo. Maybe I'll rent the DVDs...

Boston Legal - B

Monday, December 26, 2005

50 First Dates

This movie was pretty good. I never realized how much I liked funny trained animals until I watched this - the penguin was funny and cute, but not as funny and cute as the walruses... trained walruses are awesome! The rest of the movie was definitely entertaining, and Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore played just enough away from the characters they always play to make the movie fun and interesting and heartwarming, but I thought the whole thing was sort of sad and irresponsible. I don't want to give anything away, so let me say 50 First Dates doesn't have the "perfect Hollywood ending," but close to it; I liked it more because it doesn't all work out just right in the end, but it made me kind of sad nonetheless. I know this doesn't sound like a rave review, but I actually really enjoyed it, and this movie proves that even romantic comedies can make you think at the end. Probably one of the most clever romantic comedies I've seen in a while, so check it out.

50 First Dates - B+
trained animals - A+

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Cousins, Part Two

On Saturday morning, my cousins Mike, Lisa and Joelle cam over for a pastry and coffee breakfast (for those of you who have been reading my blog since its humble beginnings, these are the Mike and Lisa I wrote about very early on, and their daughter). It was very chill - I think some people were still in pajamas - and we had a delightful time doing a whole bunch of nothing. Dad's cousins on Friday, Mom's cousins on Saturday... good times.

Cousin time - A-

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Cousins, Part One

Even though a bunch of my cousins live in Oklahoma, I almost never get to see them, so it was super fun when Tom, Kathy, Dia, Chauncey, and Chauncey's wife Jennifer came over to eat dinner and hang out last night (if you're reading this, you guys, welcome to the neighborhood!). That's Dia, my brother Pat, and Chauncey in the picture with me. There was a kid's table for everyone under 35, and since we outnumbered the grownups, they ate at the little table in the kitchen. After some delicious potato soup, we moved into the living room where Tom and Chauncey told the most incredible stories about their adventures in moving from Utah to Oklahoma and a "fishing trip"to Canada. As most of you know, I love a good story, and I can honestly say that these two stories have catapulted to the top of my "best stories ever" list - two of the top five now belong to my cousins. Way to go, guys! Unfortunately, I will never be able to retell them - there was just way too much nuance and comedic timing. You'll just have to take my word for it that these guys can tell a mean story... and would probably win if they ever went on The Amazing Race.

cousin time - B+ (if only I could retell those stories!)

The ATL

First up, my saga of the ATL: I've been to Atlanta once before, and it was awesome, but yesterday I experienced a side of it that I had never seen before - the Atlanta airport. That sucker is huge. It has a food court, for crying out loud! We had a lovely three-hour layover, and all I did was crosswords (okay, it's not much of a saga). Next time, ATL, show me what you're made of.

Atlanta - A
ATL airport - B+
three-hour layover - B-

Friday, December 23, 2005

Quick Post

Hi friends - I've been traveling all day and am now firmly ensconced at my parents' house. You'll get some juicy posts about holiday travel, my fun cousins, and delicious treats soon!