WARNING: this post is about things that smell bad. If you don't want to read about the things that I think smell bad, just stop reading...

I got new glasses today! Wheeeee! I love them. They make me feel like Superman. See, they're sweet-ass blue on the outside - and red...

I totally saw a guy on rollerblades today. I didn't even know people still used (wore? rode?) those anymore. Immediately after I saw th...

Dear American Idol, Why do you suck so hard? There was only really one acceptable outcome for the top two singers this season: Melinda and ...

I am not making fun of stutterers. Stuttering sucks. I am glad that I don't stutter, and I am happy when people (such as James Earl Jo...

"Famous" blogger Perez Hilton has been slapped with a 7.5 million dollar law suit that claims he's been using pictures withou...

Have I ever told you how much I love pickles? I love 'em! Dill pickles are best, followed by sweet pickles, and I'll eat a bread-...

I had the luckiest day off EVER yesterday. My good buddy T-Mama called me to see if I ws free to have lunch - and I was! Yay! So me, T, a...

When you have the option of numerous free movies, you sometimes think, Pah. I will see nothing. But every now and then, a Korean horror co...

Last night I ate at Senor Lopez. I don't like the name of this restaurant and will henceforth refer to it as Rancho Grande. Rancho Gran...

Taco Bell is going to remove trans fats from all their products! What am I going to do!? I think trans fats might be the best thing about ...

These happy people were wed one year ago today. When I called the groom this morning and asked "What are you guys going to do today?...

While out on yet another shopping trip this weekend, I discovered that our friendly neighborhood Pier 1 was going out of business. Sad as i...

I saw some penises last night. I saw a whole bunch of other things, too. Shortbus is about sex, plain and simple. It's also about the...

I have been on a bagel bender for the past two days. I had a delicious bagel for lunch yesterday, made my favorite special way, and TWO bag...

Since I love young adult literature so much, it's usually one of the first things I check out when I go to the bookstore - and since the...

I have been wearing my hair in braids a lot recently. This is not an attempt to hold on to my lost youth (although I do think they make me ...

The Namesake was lovely. I don't really identify with issues of cultural identity (I'm pretty much white), but it was a compelling ...

AFTER we watched Peaceful Warrior, and AFTER we ate at Chipotle Burrito (and after we went shopping, too - we were busy little bees), we wen...

Move over, Qdoba! There's a new burrito in town. Chipotle Mexican Grill (or as I like to call it, Chipotle Burrito) is just like Qdoba...