Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Body Maintenance

Yesterday was a good day for a little body maintenance. I got a desperately needed haircut, using yet another coupon from the Newcomers Club - my hair's a little shorter than I wanted, but it really needed it to get the crazy differing lengths back to approximately the same length. My new hairdresser, Darlene, made a very astute observation: we wear our hair every day. Think about it. A good haircut is so much more important than new clothes!
I also joined the YMCA yesterday. The Ann Arbor Y is top-notch. The facility is brand new and really close to my apartment, and I need to do something about my flabby arms. I will try not to turn this into a blog about weight loss, but I'll keep you posted on my progress.
As some of you already know, I'm also doing a colon cleanse this week, and it's awesome. I won't share all the details with you, but I started with some pills, and now I've moved to the drink, which is a mixture of flax seed,apple pectin, slippery elm, and clay and charcoal. I expect to be slim and fabulous and have better skin, and a healthier colon, because of Dr. Schulze's Intestinal Formula. It's working so far - I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

haircut - B+
YMCA - A
colon cleanse - B- (well, it's a little yucky!)

average body maintenance grade - B

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHOA!! That name is close to my maiden name!! COOL!!

Summer

Chargenda said...

Ooh, I want to do the colon cleanser. Send me an e-mail and tell me more.

Anonymous said...

Slippery elm?! Eeesh!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be cool if there were such a thing as Colon Candles? You could jam that thing...oh. Never mind.

Noah said...

Amanda-- i need more details. you can't just tease me like that.

Sarah J. Morton said...

details! I want some of that stuff. I feel the need to detoxify.

TSL said...

Agreed. We need a full report on the entire cleansing process.

Dustin Harder said...

you still have coupons left!